Just thought I'd share :)
Caesarian Section: A Neighbourhood in Rome.
CAT Scan: Search for lost kitty.
Cauterise: Eye contact with her.
Coma: Punctuation mark
D+C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live longer.
Enema: Not a friend.
Genital: Not a Jew.
GI Series: A soldiers ball game.
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: Doctors cane.
Morbid: Higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Was aware of.
Out Patient: A person who has fainted.
PAP Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: Elvis' cousin.
Recovery Room: A place to do upholstery.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman emperor.
Tablet: Small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at work.
Tumour: More than one
Urine: Opposite of "you're out".